Adevaratele cuvinte ale lui Traian Basescu visate de el in limba engleza

“My name is Traian Basescu. If you play straight with me, you’ll find me a considerate employer. But cross me and you’ll soon discover that underthis playful, boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless sedistic maniac.”

“We’re going to fight this on issues not personalities because our candidate doesn’t have a personality”

“This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it’s a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying ‘This Is a Large Crisis’. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

“If I’d wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I’d have gone to bed with Martin Luther.”

“I’ve no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes’ work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my…”

“I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his Nutzi ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.”

“A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I’d mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn with Nutzi on the cover.”

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11 thoughts on “Adevaratele cuvinte ale lui Traian Basescu visate de el in limba engleza

  1. escu could never-ever wrote those kind of thoughts. and i keep asking myself if he is capable to even write something in english, except, perhaps: gimme whiskey, you whore!

  2. @Mirko: I know this, but maybe he had a wet dream when he was in bed with Nuti. Maybe she is turned on when she hears him speaking in English. ;))
    @Jenika: Traducem, dar daca traducem mi-e ca nu mai sunt funny.

  3. Madam …..
    Doar vazand specimenul si stiu ca e funny….

    Daca mai ma ia si pampleziru si mai apuc sa cetesc in limba cea dulce sheckspiriana…. deja o sa ma doara burta de ras….

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